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Things that make you go Hmmm #: 8646 "99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name."
Consider these words of wisdom #: 13013 Yet the Lord pleads with you still: Ask where the good road is, the godly paths you used to walk in, in the days of long ago. Travel there, and you will find rest for your souls.
Jeremiah 6:16
Random Cartoon #: 4424 Dangerous Bears
I bet you didn't know #: 8868 It`s illegal to ride a camel on Nevada highways.
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Word #: 3466 coterminous koh-TUR-muh-nuhs adjective: Having the same or coincident boundaries. Having the same scope, range of meaning, duration. Coterminous is from Latin conterminus, from com-, "together; with" + terminus, "boundary."
"The collapse of the swing phenomenon was coterminous with the emergence of bebop."
--David Nasaw
Who could it be #: 21 He helped redefine British agriculture with his book on farming techniques and the drill that sowed seeds in rows that he invented. This helped use land more efficiently and allowed for greater crop productions. Today his name is familiar to listeners of classic rock because a British band named themselves after him. Jethro Tull
To brighten your day a little #: 15506 A gentleman is returning home after a lengthy trip, and is met by his butler at the station. This is the conversation that they have on their way to his home..."So, has anything happened while I`ve been away?"
"No, sir, I can`t think of anything at all worth mentioning."
"Come now, I`ve been away for weeks. Surely something must have happened in all that time."
"Well, sir, come to think of it, your dog died."
"My dear Clyde died? How awful! Still, he was getting on in years, and I suppose it had to happen some time. How did he die?"
"The vet said it was probably from eating the rotten meat."
"The rotten meat? Since when do we leave rotten meat lying around for the dog to eat?"
"Well, it was the horses, sir. They`d been rotting for some time after the barn burned down."
"Good Lord! How in the world did the barn burn down?"
"It must have been some embers that blew over from the house, sir."
"The `house`? The house burnt down, too? How did the house burn down?"
"Well, sir, we think someone must have knocked over a candle."
"Oh. Candle? Wait a moment - we don`t use candles anymore to light the house! What were the candles doing there?"
"They were there for the wake, sir."
"The wake?!? Whose wake? For pity`s sake..."
"Actually, your mother`s, sir. She passed away quite suddenly."
"Oh my Lord. Mother is dead. The house is gone, along with the stable. Even my dog is dead. What did Mother die of?"
"It must have been the shock, sir."
"The shock."
"Yes, sir, the shock. When your wife ran off with the handyman the day after you left, sir. But aside from all that, it`s been fairly quiet while you`ve been away, sir."
One liner #: 1862 Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.
