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Things that make you go Hmmm #: 9005
Didja ever notice that the first piece of luggage on an airport carousel never seems to belong to anyone?

Consider these words of wisdom #: 14584
"Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."
- Rabbi Julins Gordon

Random Cartoon #: 3583
Coffee Cup Art 15

I bet you didn't know #: 8683
The average life span of a $1 bill, for example, is about 18 months. The average life of a coin is 25 years.

Try this out #: 2518
Tip: Fluff your down jackets or down comforters and reduce static cling.
Throw in a handful of balls while jacket is tumbling in dryer. The balls keep the feathers from clumping together so they`re spread out evenly throughout the comforter or pillow.

Word #: 3193
maladroit
mal-uh-DROYT
adjective: Lacking adroitness; clumsy
"Dodging these equally maladroit skiers in a small area is pretty tough going -- especially when our few seconds of downhill glory are followed by minutes spent in an ungainly queue as learners, by and large, fail to connect with the drag lift."

Who could it be #: 122
A fugitive slave, Douglass became a skilled abolitionist speaker, praised for "wit, argument, sarcasm, and pathos." He urged blacks to pursue vocational education and the vote; his print shop in Rochester, New York, was a depot on the underground.
Frederick Douglass (1817-1895)

To brighten your day a little #: 14984
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest," said the eldest daughter.He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest," said the second daughter.He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with one draggin` on the ground," said the youngest daughter.

One liner #: 1840
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Phobias #: 313
Pogonophobia-
Fear of beards.