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| What do you call a blonde with half a brain? | Answer |
| What do you call a blonde with a whole brain? | Answer |
| What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? | Answer |
| What did the blonde say to the doctor when he told her she was pregnant? | Answer |
| What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? | Answer |
| Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink? | Answer |
| Why is it good to have a blonde in the car with you? | Answer |
| How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? | Answer |
| Why shouldn't blondes be allowed to take coffee breaks? | Answer |
| How can you tell if a second blonde has used the same computer? | Answer |
| What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? | Answer |
| What did the blonde think of the new computer? | Answer |
| Why don't blondes eat Jell-O? | Answer |
| Why don't blondes eat pickles? | Answer |
| Why do blondes drive BMW's? | Answer |
| Why do blondes right T.G.I.F. on their shoes? | Answer |
| What do you call a brunette with a blonde on each side of her? | Answer |
| What do you call a brunette between two blondes? | Answer |
| How do you change a blonde's mind? | Answer |
| What's the first thing that a blonde does in the morning? | Answer |
| What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? | Answer |
| What is is called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? | Answer |
| What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress while reading her name tag? | Answer |
| Why do blondes have more fun? | Answer |
| How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? | Answer |
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