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My author's uncertain yet my title's the same, I contain random text yet order's my aim. Read me one day and see my pages are totally bare. Try again another day and the words will be there. I'm not a book of magic although it may sound, I can predict the future, and inside, your life can be found. Move my eye, I become involved in lactic extraction. But that's just a clue, a minor distraction. What am I?

How does the bombardier beetle, when disturbed, defend itself?

What is among the slowest growing,yet longest living species on the planet?

What is a "fulgerite"?

What is an angstrom?

What was the Christmas pastime "Hot cockles"?

In the rules of football, can players punch the ball?

What row of numbers comes next? 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221

What is a rainbow?

What causes headaches?

Why do we celebrate April Fools Day?

What is a "Zit"?

When I am filled, I can point the way; When I am empty, Nothing moves me. I have two skins, One without and one within. What am I?

From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of every place. What am I?

Where did the Yo-Yo come from?

What is Fat Tuesday?

What do you call the symbol used in e-mail addresses?

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown, But both of these times, cause me to frown. But just in between, for a very short while, They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile! What am I talking about here?

How were shoes first made?

Why is your middle finger the longest finger?

What happens to bees in winter?

As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?

What is a Busker?

Why do we get kissed if we stand under the mistletoe?

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